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grigorios
@grigorios in Status·2 years ago

Confident Bitcoin Whales, #Surging Ethereum Validators, #Capturing Bitzlato and 20 Crypto #Jokes

furkan
@furkan in Status·2 years ago

She suffered sunburn, blisters and aches, and #jokes that she's now been bitten by every insect under the sun - ants, mosquitos, #spiders and more.

viyano
@viyano in Status·2 years ago

A weekly round-up of top #crypto news from #Cryptonews.com and a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto #jokes.

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

It’s better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others #funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I’m your regular customer.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

Hey, I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not, just read this message again.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing’.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

I love my job only when I am on Holiday....... #funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

Fact: Ph. on silent mode- 10 Missed call. Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy #funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

Taking your ex back is like going to the junkyard and buying back your own crap.😅#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags🙄🙄#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen the feature ☺️☺️#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

I work out every day I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.🤭#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.🤣#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet 🙄#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

I put my heart n soul into my work and lost my brain in the process😅#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

Wants to know how the hell I can remember words to songs from years ago but can’t remember what I went into the next room for!!#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

Faces you make on the toilet: (o_o), (>_<), (0_0), (^_^)🤭😅#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.😁#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single🤭🤭#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. And, You also tell me you love me, so now I’m scared😟😟#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.😅😅#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams. ☺️☺️#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the.#funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours🤭🤣 #funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley... #funny #jokes

mahfuja23
@mahfuja23 in Status·2 years ago

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...#funny #jokes😅😅